An ignorant person is one who doesn’t …
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
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An onion can make people cry, but …
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to…
Ancient Rome declined because it had a …
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what’s going to happen to us…
Be thankful we’re not getting all the …
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
~ Will Rogers
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice …
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and …
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till…
Even if you’re on the right track, …
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit…
I belong to no organized party. I …
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
~ Will Rogers
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I have always noticed that people will …
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based…
I never expected to see the day …
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places…
I was not a child prodigy, because …
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows…
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve …
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out…