I once wanted to become an atheist, …
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no…
I take my wife everywhere, but she …
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
~ Henny Youngman…
I told the doctor I broke my …
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to…
My Grandmother is over eighty and still …
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the…
When I read about the evils of …
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~ Henny Youngman…